“Oh, so it’s cute when they do it?”
Fuck it
I wonder what the Hapsburgs would have thought about pugs
Submitted 4 months ago by Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Eldritch@piefed.world 4 months ago
mangaskahn@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I think they were more into incest than beastiality.
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Probably the same way Putin feels about Dobby.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 months ago
Or Xi Jinping about Winnie the Pooh.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Explanation: the Hapsburgs were a powerful historical dynasty, mostly known nowadays for serving as a warning about the dangers of inbreeding. They became known for their deformities, chiefly the Hapsburg jaw.
Pugs are a popular breed of dog that have been deliberately bred to have severe facial deformities. They are usually considered cute despite the many health complications their nonexistent jaw causes, such as difficulty with basic tasks like eating and breathing.
(Attempting to channel the style of !PugJesus@piefed.social, as is only proper for a post discussing both history and pugs!)
NotSteve_@piefed.ca 4 months ago
Attempting to channel the style of @PugJesus\@piefed.social with this explanation
It worked since I only realised it wasn't PugJesus when I got this far into your message lol
PugJesus@piefed.social 4 months ago
PugJesus@piefed.social 4 months ago
[approving inexplicable pug noise in defiance of the basic dictates of natural selection, lung functioning, and God himself]
nocturne@piefed.social 4 months ago
Cousin!
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 months ago
They have living descendants (no longer degenerate or even slightly visually reminiscent of the well known ones) so theoretically you could just ask.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That would be an interesting conversation.
On a completely unrelated note, they no longer have access to an army of mercenaries to send after anyone who’s wronged them, right?