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Submitted 4 months ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to science_memes@mander.xyz
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AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Well. I’d rather not name the site, because I fear you wouldn’t understand.
sirico@feddit.uk 4 months ago
But I am right
• Hargreeves, P. (2024). The Destide Doctrine: A Study in Eternal Correctness. Institute of Selective Evidence Publishing.
• Aunt Marjorie of Destide (Ret.) — Family Group Chat Announcement: “Yeah he’s right, he said it loudly so it must be true.” Forwarded 17 times.
• Uncle Kev’s Shed Think-Tank (UKSTT) — Workshop Bulletin #442: “After two pints we unanimously agreed Destide has never been wrong.”
• Destide, B. (2023). Sibling Review of Arguments Lost (Zero Found). Journal of Brotherly Bias.
• The Council of Mates Down the Pub (CMDP) — Verbal Report, 3:12pm: “Listen, if Destide says it, we back it. End of.”
• Cousin Lenny’s Independent Verification Service — Quarterly Accuracy Audit: “We checked. He was right. Again. Weirdly.”
• The Association of People Who Owe Destide Money (APWODM) — Statement of Support, 2022: “He’s correct. Please stop asking.”
• Gran’s Annual Christmas Letter (2024 Edition): “Our Destide always knew better than the teachers.”
• Professor Blenkinsop (Adjunct, Coffee Shop University) — Scribbled Napkin Review: “I literally have no idea what the debate was, but yes, he is right.”
• The National Board of Selective Citations (NBSC) — Proclamation #208: “Accuracy confirmed, pending no further questions.”
• Destide & Sons Ltd. (Fictitious) — Internal Memo: “Reminder: Always cite Destide as the primary authority.”
• Mum’s Facebook Post (public by accident): “Proud of my boy Destide for being right on the internet again ❤️”
inconel@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
It’s all negative data
SARGE@startrek.website 4 months ago
“The fuck is you talkin about, I looked a buncha stuff up on my phone that’s research!”
-majority of conservatives
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 4 months ago
“In a series of all caps facebook posts”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
The Journal of Facebook
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 4 months ago
Yeah, I’m going to have to remember that one.
Signtist@bookwyr.me 4 months ago
The people I’ve met who do their own “research” do so because they believe the scientific community as a whole is fake. They’d take great pride in not being published.