A hotdog should be the opposite of a cool cat, but it's not.

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• realitista@lemmus.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A hotdog is the opposite of a cool cat.

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You may need to reread the title.

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• Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is why you never see cool cats eating hotdogs. If they did, they’d annihilate.

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• netvor@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cats and dogs have more in common than you think.

  For example, did you know that both cats and dogs have four legs? Yeah… There’s even more similarities, I hear…

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ah, but what about their temperate varieties?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Cats and dogs have a wide range of coats and body fat variance to help them adjust to whatever temperature they usually live in.

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• givesomefucks@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It is…

  “Hotdogging” is showing off and trying to attract attention.

  It may have replaced “frankfurter” because the people selling them in stands were “hotdogging” as part of their sales pitch.

  So, instead of buying a “frankfurter” from a “hot dogger” people just started buying “hot dogs”.

  Not sure if that’s how it happened, but it tracks with how language evolves normally.

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So you’re saying this is Frank’s fault?

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dr. Frank-N-Furter

      Image

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• 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hotdogging is also a form of freestyle skiing where crashes are allowed if the recovery looks cool

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Damn, so hotdogging is cool catting.

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• AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s like a double negative: a cool dog is the opposite of a hot dog, but a cool cat is the opposite of a cool dog, so you end up back where you started.

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But I’ve never loaded a cool cat up with relish and saurkraut.

    I guess I have new weekend plans.

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• everett@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A hotdog would be the opposite of a cold cat. Or were you thinking of a warmdog?

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I haven’t touched a warmdog in years. Who says I have?

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    • everett@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They.

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• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait, you are disturbingly right about this.

  How could we have overlooked this!?

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• notsure@fedia.io ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ...you devious bastard...or...clever rogue...?

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