We should ask the sheep...
Submitted 1 day ago by Morph9@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
In case anyone didn’t catch it, that’s “I bone my dog” 😬😄
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 day ago
There was once someone who printed a roll of stickers with pictures of wood screws on them, and would put them over the hearts on “I ❤️ MY _” stickers.
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 day ago
ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 day ago
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I guess we’re going to have to draw straws to see who is going into the barn to find out
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
classic Welshposting
MotoAsh@piefed.social 1 day ago
Wait… is there an innocent reading of that barn sticker??
Why is there a bumper sticker for farmfucking?!
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Don’t trust the sheep! They’re liars!”
Nah, they just learned to recognize the sound of a zipper opening.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
Do you suppose they’ll talk? What if they don’t trust ewe?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
justsomeguy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It was baaa-aaaa-aaaad
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:
“You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it’s the best dock in town! But do they call me “McGregor the dock builder”? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me “McGregor the bridge builder”? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me “McGregor the pier builder”? No!”
The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:
“but you fuck one sheep…”