15? Rookie numbers :3
A little known fact that may describe YOU
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
pir8t0x@ani.social 3 weeks ago
15 times each day is crazy
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
IKR, those are rookie numbers.
pir8t0x@ani.social 3 weeks ago
You just proved that you’re a pathetic gooner
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The key is spacing. Spacing the intervals out to allow new fresh loads to build up
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Yeah, who has that level of restraint?
Rooty@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Even during my most hormonal teenage days I did not wank 15 times a day. This is obviously a joke.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Thanks for telling us a joke is a joke
emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
It made him feel inadequate, he had to say something.
modus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Am I a joke to you?
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not a joke. You just failed to give it your best effort
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
I mean, I’ve done this a good while. Not 15+ times a day, but brushing teeth once and the other one like once or twice a day. Depression is a bitch.
taiyang@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hey, brushing at least once a day while depressed is still an accomplishment.
ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I also don’t think there’s any reason to brush in the morning unless you already ate breakfast. The habit of brushing your teeth first thing after getting up is all about getting rid of morning breath. And I’m perpetually single, so I don’t care.