Submitted 5 months ago by kliu@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Don’t let yacht breakdowns ruin your trip. Most issues can be prevented or handled with basic knowledge. Our guide covers 7 most common yacht part failures - from engines to electrical systems - and shows you how to diagnose and make emergency repairs at sea.
Stay safe on the water with these essential troubleshooting tips.
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"No, it's spelt 'Raymond Luxury-Yacht', but it's pronounced 'Throat-Warbler Mangrove'."
TOP 7 YACHT FIXES
The stark subtext here is that "people who own yachts have no business operating yachts". If you're going out on the open water on a vessel you're in charge of, that's all shit you should already know.
Fix No. 1) Leave a will gifting your wealth to a good cause and then kill yourself.
Doesn’t even mention the importance of boat drinks in boat maintenance.
No tiny umbrellas, nothing. worthless.
Whenever this happens, I make the staff lay end-to-end in the water and simply walk to shore. Feels good to get the steps in.
If your yacht starts having trouble you should take that as a sign that it’s time to buy another yacht
If you’re yachting around without a spare yacht and a yacht jack in the trunk, what are you even doing?
Thanks I’ll give this to my butler to look at
I keep both my helicopters gassed and ready just for this contingency
I just always being a backup yacht with me
I bring a little coal-powered tugboat to proudly tow me home
This isn’t but also somehow is a shit post.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
This is a lifesaver. I’m printing this to display inside my luxury yacht.
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 5 months ago
No, I think that those are those ring things with a hole in them.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I see you’ve played the old “lifesaver common yacht problems and fixes switcheroo” before.