And the earth is flat, nobody is going to carbonate all the oceans
Fucking idiots
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz
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whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
sbeak@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
What? Why would someone turn the oceans into fizzy drinks? What if the fish don’t like fizzy drinks?
rikudou@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
Me to the fish:
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Idk us land fish seem to like fizzy drinks just fine.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Counterpoint: SSTOs
blackbrook@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
You call that counterpoint? Bach’s Mass in D minor. Now that’s counterpoint!
eta@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Countercounterpoint: SSTOs don’t exist
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But a “moon landing” doesn’t exist either.
Gladaed@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Good luck running an atmosphere optimized engine in vacuum.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Aerospike?
brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I love this one XD
Another joke I like to tell in the same vein is
“I’d never vaccinate my kids, that’s dangerous and irresponsible… I’ll leave it to someone with proper training, like a doctor or nurse”
Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Since Jules Verne
MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Yeah but can you college kids prove space is real? Cause it isn’t.
- racist uncle
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Essentially space is just a vacuum, a void, a lack of something. Does nothing exsist?
Checkmate
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
So you science nerds admit it!
darvocet@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
This is similar to the successful black man meme.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Ugh. I fought stages so hard in kerbal, that everyone I showed my rockets to recoiled in disgust. It’s not my fault, guys! I have a pathological repulsion of ‘wasting’ items!
vithigar@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Does the extra fuel you used hauling around your entire launch vehicle not count as waste?
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Don’t… don’t make me cry, man. Not this late at night.
pennomi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
SSTOs are viable in KSP
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Yes, but I don’t think I’ve ever gotten past the 90 research cost mark, so I was always a little gimped in my approaches. One day I’ll buckle down and really get into it. I’ll need to find that research mod that makes it not so painful though.
Gladaed@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Ok, did you ever feel regret when realizing how many items you wasted going for that approach? Just use a reusable booster stage.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Well, see, that’s the thing! I put enough parachutes on, AND made sure I could hit the atmo enough to slowly drag my velocity down to an entry arc, AND had enough fuel to keep my velocity low enough at that point, that I never lost any parts, landed them all and recovered!
I was a horrible designer.