you have been defeated, you do not pass go, you do not collect your $200

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Defeated male lurks.

  When all the lionesses are in heat and all want to be bred RIGHT NOW and multiple times (and will bite the scrotum of the solitary male to… stimulate him into action), then it’s the hour for all the defeated males to shine.

  Seriously, this is a relevant part of lion pride sociopolitics. It may also figure into why the dominant male tends to kill the cubs of the lionesses when there’s doubt as to their heritage.

  When I researched alleged murder gangs of lion males there’s not much evidence for them, but discovered insatiably horny lionesses (seriously) is the way defeated males get their day.

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• menas@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Plz, the brush

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• Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  pee-er pressure

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  • j4k3@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    pier pressure... walk the plank

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• noodles@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was eating

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    so now we finally learn
    Image

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I feel seen and humiliated.

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  • j4k3@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    exposed

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It happened to me. It’ll happen to you, too!

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    • J-Roc

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• foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yikes! Y’all gotta eat better if your poop scrapes are cementing themselves to the bowl…

  Damn!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It has nothing to do with diet and everything to do with experimental anatomy

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I am a god among men with my pee pressure, and I always pay it forward at the urinal, though I have to stand back a bit because it is splashy.

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ah a classic beginner mistake. You have to dip your noodle in the toilet water first before you pee.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s what the bum hose is for. It gets pressure

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• GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you’re not using the toilet brush, please start doing so

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, nothing beats a clean rectum.

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Don’t forget your anus paste!

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• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I didn’t know leaves had gender or competitions.

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• Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This monopoly game got weird as hell.

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