Smoothie stealer

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me, never having had a smoothie: “Is smoothie theft a common problem in the smoothie drinking community? Huh. I never knew. I do want to steal that Ostrich though.”

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is the reason you’ve never had a smoothie because they always get stolen before you can enjoy it?

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    • porksnort@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      <yoink>

      I stole your smoothie while you were showing genuine interest in another persons perspective. Classic mistake.

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• reddit_sux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s “an Ostrich”.

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No it’s not, it’s clearly an smoothie.

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    • reddit_sux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Now you are projecting

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s neck is evolutionarily positioned to nab that milkshake. Better watch out!

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    one long straw with the sole goal to steal yo smoothie

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• wondrous_strange@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  HOW DO THEY KBOW ABOHT THE OSTRICH

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