Submitted 6 months ago by AshCircuit@lemmy.zip to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
Title says it all — has anyone in an emergency been in the shower and been forced to take a hot steamy load in their hand and then simply tossed it in the toilet? Basically not having to get out of the shower and into the cold dripping water everywhere?
Asking for science.
not personally, but I think some countries have homes and other lodging where there’s a toilet in the shower
I often shit in my hand while in the shower but instead of tossing it into the toilet, I gently place it on the bathroom bench next to the shower so as to not get water everywhere. Then when I’m done, I pick up that same shit and drop it into the toilet.
Food poisoning while on a road trip. On a shoestring budget so we were staying at a campground. Everything coming out of both ends simultaneously, doubled over in pain, delirious for ~24 hours. Only available place to do that was while laying in the floor in the campground shower. I was in there all day with the water on until the cleaning crew kicked me out.
No solids exited my body, it was excruciating.
I have the feel that I’ve read this same text before
What kind of emergency would there be where you’re in a shower but can’t make it to a toilet? They’re almost universally right next to each other.
You try leaving the shower during winter and getting water everywhere!
That’s why you keep a shit bucket by the back door for when it’s too frigid to get to the outhouse.
Noobz never heard of a waffle stomp. No wonder this world is going to shit.
Not on purpose.
They say not to kink shame but in this case we should make an exception.
I mean if you think about it, if it doesn’t damage anybody… just clean up afterward, I suppose?
Disgusting yes, but not harmful compared to orange guy and his creeping on kids.
Why would you shit in your hand instead of aiming for the drain and waffle stomping?
this is what the poop knife was made for.
What an excellent day to have eyes.
And reading comprehension.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Sure, I used to do enemas in the shower. Had a dedicated silicone strainer, solids went into a ziplock bag. I mean I know most people will find that gross but I think carrying it dripping in uour hand to the toilet is way grosser.