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My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Always mesmerizing when a human goes full on thumb form.

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    • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Boy, do I have a movie for you.

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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Is it Thumb Wars?

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    • JaymesRS@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I always get a lot of impressed looks when I pull out a severed hand that I use to hold the rail while I hold on to the wrist upper arm. I can tell they’re all jealous.

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      • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Lol what is this a reference to

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I felt like all of my various appendages retracted into my body all at once.

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Gotta lick it clean first. Your fellow passengers will be speechless with respect and admiration for your good riding etiquette.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You’ve missed your calling as an author of horror novels.

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  • JaymesRS@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you had the choice, would you rather the railing be greasy or exceptionally sticky?

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    • Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      When you’re around a bunch of kids sometimes you get to experience both at the same time.

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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        The having my eyeballs directly coughed on in the middle of listening to a rambling narrative is probably what startled me most about kids, but I do love all the kids in my family regardless.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s a hard choice, but I think sticky is less concerning based on my limited understanding of the nature of various body fluids.

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  • nagaram@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bus gloves to go with my bus pants

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    • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    how does one achieve this physique

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      By riding the bus with a reckless disregard for situational awareness apparently.

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  • WagnasT@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Some of the subway cars in my town still have carpet seats. I shall remain standing.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s somehow worse than a carpeted bathroom.

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  • gigachad@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As I am 1,85 cm, I always try to grab a bar as high as possible, so it just hurts only a little bit to hold it. I have grease free handles most of the time!

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This is the lesson that I have learned today and in the hardest of ways.

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