Gotta lick it clean first. Your fellow passengers will be speechless with respect and admiration for your good riding etiquette.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Submitted 2 days ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You’ve missed your calling as an author of horror novels.
JaymesRS@piefed.world 2 days ago
If you had the choice, would you rather the railing be greasy or exceptionally sticky?
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
When you’re around a bunch of kids sometimes you get to experience both at the same time.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The having my eyeballs directly coughed on in the middle of listening to a rambling narrative is probably what startled me most about kids, but I do love all the kids in my family regardless.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s a hard choice, but I think sticky is less concerning based on my limited understanding of the nature of various body fluids.
nagaram@startrek.website 2 days ago
Bus gloves to go with my bus pants
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 day ago
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
how does one achieve this physique
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 days ago
By riding the bus with a reckless disregard for situational awareness apparently.
WagnasT@piefed.world 2 days ago
Some of the subway cars in my town still have carpet seats. I shall remain standing.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s somehow worse than a carpeted bathroom.
gigachad@piefed.social 2 days ago
As I am 1,85 cm, I always try to grab a bar as high as possible, so it just hurts only a little bit to hold it. I have grease free handles most of the time!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This is the lesson that I have learned today and in the hardest of ways.
dingus@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Always mesmerizing when a human goes full on thumb form.
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Boy, do I have a movie for you.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Is it Thumb Wars?
JaymesRS@piefed.world 2 days ago
I always get a lot of impressed looks when I pull out a severed hand that I use to hold the rail while I hold on to the wrist upper arm. I can tell they’re all jealous.
dingus@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Lol what is this a reference to
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I felt like all of my various appendages retracted into my body all at once.