if we all lived within close proximity of sock processing facilities we'd have fewer problems with socks

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• paraphrand@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I think there’s a gas leak in this thread.

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    straight to a management position

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  • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is a friendly reminder to check your carbon monoxide detectors.

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• vatlark@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Maybe this is a dumb question but what does a sock processing facility do?

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  • AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A sock processing facility facilitates the processing and handling of socks and sock related paraphernalia.

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  • ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Processes socks. Idiot.

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    • AmidFuror@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I don't want to buy, sell, or process socks.

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    • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Which processes? Does it wear them for me?

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    they darn socks. match up pairs of socks. endure industrial hazards underground.

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• tiredofsametab@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How do y'all have so many sock problems?! O.o

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You must live near a sock processing facility.

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• WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I have one specific use for my socks and I wonder how this facility would handle that.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Have you thought of the puppet problem?

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  the sock economic model does not account for labor needs. socks under this model will feel like they’re sliding down your foot, inside the shoe. investments may also be considered gambling.

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  • loldog191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    have you considered pivoting away from socks towards mittens for feet?

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think you’re buying the wrong size socks.

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• SocksPls@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  socks pls

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• thelsim@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I disagree, those bastards will find a way regardless.

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• BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ve seen the word ‘sock’ too many times.

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• three@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Darn tough. Simple as.

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