Maybe this is a dumb question but what does a sock processing facility do?
if we all lived within close proximity of sock processing facilities we'd have fewer problems with socks
Submitted 3 weeks ago by unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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vatlark@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A sock processing facility facilitates the processing and handling of socks and sock related paraphernalia.
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Processes socks. Idiot.
AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
I don't want to buy, sell, or process socks.
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Which processes? Does it wear them for me?
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
they darn socks. match up pairs of socks. endure industrial hazards underground.
tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
How do y'all have so many sock problems?! O.o
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You must live near a sock processing facility.
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I have one specific use for my socks and I wonder how this facility would handle that.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Have you thought of the puppet problem?
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
the sock economic model does not account for labor needs. socks under this model will feel like they’re sliding down your foot, inside the shoe. investments may also be considered gambling.
loldog191@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
have you considered pivoting away from socks towards mittens for feet?
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think you’re buying the wrong size socks.
SocksPls@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
socks pls
thelsim@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I disagree, those bastards will find a way regardless.
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’ve seen the word ‘sock’ too many times.
three@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Darn tough. Simple as.
paraphrand@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think there’s a gas leak in this thread.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
straight to a management position
Cort@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is a friendly reminder to check your carbon monoxide detectors.