Maybe this is a dumb question but what does a sock processing facility do?
if we all lived within close proximity of sock processing facilities we'd have fewer problems with socks
Submitted 4 days ago by unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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vatlark@lemmy.world 4 days ago
AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 4 days ago
A sock processing facility facilitates the processing and handling of socks and sock related paraphernalia.
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 4 days ago
Processes socks. Idiot.
AmidFuror@fedia.io 4 days ago
I don't want to buy, sell, or process socks.
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Which processes? Does it wear them for me?
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
they darn socks. match up pairs of socks. endure industrial hazards underground.
tiredofsametab@fedia.io 4 days ago
How do y'all have so many sock problems?! O.o
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You must live near a sock processing facility.
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 4 days ago
I have one specific use for my socks and I wonder how this facility would handle that.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Have you thought of the puppet problem?
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
the sock economic model does not account for labor needs. socks under this model will feel like they’re sliding down your foot, inside the shoe. investments may also be considered gambling.
loldog191@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
have you considered pivoting away from socks towards mittens for feet?
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I think you’re buying the wrong size socks.
SocksPls@feddit.uk 3 days ago
socks pls
thelsim@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
I disagree, those bastards will find a way regardless.
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I’ve seen the word ‘sock’ too many times.
three@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Darn tough. Simple as.
paraphrand@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I think there’s a gas leak in this thread.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
straight to a management position
Cort@lemmy.world 3 days ago
This is a friendly reminder to check your carbon monoxide detectors.