cross-posted from: programming.dev/post/37742133
⚠️ Hollywood! ⚠️
Smell-O-Vision could be just around the corner!
Submitted 2 days ago by Pro@programming.dev to technology@lemmy.world
https://news.uci.edu/2025/09/19/sniffing-out-danger/
cross-posted from: programming.dev/post/37742133
⚠️ Hollywood! ⚠️
Smell-O-Vision could be just around the corner!
Where the movie can smell you? Because that’s what this tech does. It doesn’t create smells for us.
Third time’s the charm?
Oohhh, does this mean we can stop putting dogs in traumatizing and potentially life threatning situations on the police force?!
As long as this doesn’t have an 80% false positive rate like the dogs do.
That’s a feature, not a bug
I would not blame the dogs so much is the handlers. The handlers can get a false positive on command.
But all of these computerized programs also give authorities the ability to initiate false positives you better believe it. From The Unseen higher-ups down to the guy running the program on the ground.
I don’t think it’s the dogs that have the false positive rate, it’s the handlers.
Depends on the price
Tangent fun fact: after the reunification of west and east Germany, the patrol dogs for the east German wall were put up for adoption, and found loving homes :)
Generative AI assisted in the writing of this story.
No shit, good gawd. The way it went in circles repeating itself. Yeesh.
Is it though? Because dogs do it for a lot less in pay…
Dogs are significantly more subjective. And there’s a noticeable correlation with dogs trying to please their handler by indicating someone the handler is suspicious of.
Even the dogs are lostjobs to AI. When will it stop?
…but that’s my preparation H and my wart remover! Yes I spilled a little gasoline on my self while getting gas this morning. C’mon officer let’s be reasonable?
… I hereby sentence you to 45 years without parole!
Bomb sniffing devices have existed for quite some time.
Dogs work. Oversold automated systems are unneeded unless they can provide the service for less than room and board of a g shepard.
The machines can sniff them out from further away, more accurately and through things while also being cheaper than caring for a living being. They can also be strapped to a robot so nobody, not even an animal, are put into danger.
Can it rate my Farts?
In all seriousness, we will eventually be able to do a lot of health diagnostics with technology like this. The applications mentioned in the article are frankly not very imaginative. Finding TNT: cool. Finding cancer early: amazing.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 days ago
But no machine could ever match the skill of Sam Valiant, Private Nose!
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