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• DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve gone one step further: my wife’s boyfriend fucks my wife for free, meaning it costs me nothing to keep working at my business.

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ours pays US! Now my wife’s shopping isn’t cutting into MY revenue and now I can really focus on growing my business around the clock

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’re not truly minmaxing your revenue wife if you don’t rent oout both ends at the same time.

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn he played that so straight. I’m really good at saying silly shit with a straight face but I don’t think I could’ve gotten through that without cracking.

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• art@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He’s totally right. That does not make him a cuck. Cuckolding is a kink, and a kink is just distraction from generating revenue.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I play a pretty good straight-man, but he nails it. Take me more than one take to spit that with a straight face.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Laughing isn’t profit-making

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  • MohamedMoney@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Interestingly he mostly laughs about everything

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And Hammo’s laugh is silly!

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• blackluster117@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gotta hire someone to shit your pants for you. Always Be Grinding

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  • ThunderQueen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Finally an answer to “who shit my pants?” It was the pants shitter that i hired

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think my wife could agree with this ideology. But I have to check.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hyper capitalism done fucked his brain thats for sure

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  • genfood@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He is obviously a comedian.

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    • lunarul@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And his name is Andrew Hamilton, if anyone is wondering.

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    • FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s ain’t obvious, there are some real wackos out there, man

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Media literacy not only fails the conservatives.

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I had muted while at work so didn’t even listen so what ever

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