normalize: “Why do you talk so much?”
Jonathan Tinpaw
Submitted 19 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
https://media.piefed.world/posts/Se/2I/Se2IUR3njux0KhD.png
Comments
Zachariah@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
gaiussabinus@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
It isn’t normalized? So your telling me I’m weird?
higgsboson@piefed.social 14 hours ago
Nah, people tell me that all the time.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Do you really want to hear the answer?
Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
maybe they’d get the hint and just cease
kautau@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Gotta love how this is such a shitpost that someone watermarked inventing a Keanu tweet that never existed
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 15 hours ago
It's fucking great isn't it
BetaDoggo_@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
This is the most reddit post imaginable
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 16 hours ago
Fits here on Lemmy Shitpost then
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 15 hours ago
I very often feel like asking someone “why do you talk so much?” I don’t, because it’s rude, but I also keep feeling the rudeness of their incessant babbling outweighs it by far.
Vupware@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
You can indirectly tell them by putting your headphones on when they start to talk.
voodooattack@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I’m quiet/reserved because I’m protecting you. I have 0 filters and when I start talking I gain momentum and there’s no stopping that torrential downpour of incoherent truth and the raw stream of powerful yet sometimes also subtle thoughts that come off the dome. Like when I hold the microphone, I rip and rap this ultimate map to a new world that I move towards and it comes at random times when I feel the hands align and the clockwork gears in my brain bring fears to the forefront of a bulldozer and I hold ‘er but she says no so I stopped
(Im a living Markov chain)
oranges_in_my_a55@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
lobut@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
I’m a talkative person and also quite shy at times! I’ve been called both quiet and too loud/too much.
It happens. I don’t feel the need to put them down as I didn’t think that was their intent to do so to me.
crank0271@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Speak softly and carry an entire armory to avenge your dog.
Skyline969@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
Speak softly and bomb Arasaka
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Twice.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
Speak softly and kung fu kick Elrond
NoPanko@feddit.uk 18 hours ago
This is not Keanu Reeves, he doesn’t use social media
Godnroc@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
No, but social media is happy to use him.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 18 hours ago
Fucking legend