Usernames are very personal

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• Armand1@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You do understand that someone born in 2006 would now be 19 years old, right?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    omg mom

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    • ViscloReader@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      😩😣🙄🤦🤦

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  • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s obviously a vintage shitpost

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  • argh_another_username@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You obviously don’t understand.

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  • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Children never lie about their age online.

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  • don@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    ffs ur fukn weerd mom git ur own fukn handle u skrub

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  • SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thank you for your service.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I mean, I have a sibling that has a disability that impeads their physical growth. They are in their 20s but you’d think they were half that. They could totally post for this stock photo today and you wouldn’t know the difference.

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• null@lemmy.nullspace.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why not something nice, like SatansMaggotyCumFart?

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• Bruhh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Because gaybitch2006 was already taken 😔

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• Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My first YouTube account was named xXEmoXOstrichXx, I think I understand… 😆

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  • SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    xXEmoXOstrichXx

    Holds up spork >:3

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Rawr! XD

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• Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just ask Ethan

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  forever thankful to my younger self for realizing i should spend a moment thinking of something clever

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I want my embarrassing early 2000s username on my tombstone

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  • The_v@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My wife and I created a funny named joint e-mail account when we were engaged for all the wedding stuff (we got married in '01). Over time it sort of morphed into the default address for all bills, schools, family, etc. Anything that both of us should be aware of.

    The username has since became the default for most of our joint online accounts as well. It’s pretty close to the perfect username. It is distinct, short and easy to remember. Best of all it’s always available.

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Involves some privacy considerations eh but may be outweighed by the joy!

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• omniman@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  real

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I just assume you don’t have a banana. 🤷‍♂️

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