Why not something nice, like SatansMaggotyCumFart?
Usernames are very personal
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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null@lemmy.nullspace.lol 3 weeks ago
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
My first YouTube account was named xXEmoXOstrichXx, I think I understand… 😆
SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
xXEmoXOstrichXx
Holds up spork >:3
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Rawr! XD
Stamets@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just ask Ethan
Bruhh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Because gaybitch2006 was already taken 😔
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I want my embarrassing early 2000s username on my tombstone
The_v@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My wife and I created a funny named joint e-mail account when we were engaged for all the wedding stuff (we got married in '01). Over time it sort of morphed into the default address for all bills, schools, family, etc. Anything that both of us should be aware of.
The username has since became the default for most of our joint online accounts as well. It’s pretty close to the perfect username. It is distinct, short and easy to remember. Best of all it’s always available.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Involves some privacy considerations eh but may be outweighed by the joy!
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
forever thankful to my younger self for realizing i should spend a moment thinking of something clever
omniman@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
real
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
I just assume you don’t have a banana. 🤷♂️
Armand1@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You do understand that someone born in 2006 would now be 19 years old, right?
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
omg mom
ViscloReader@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
😩😣🙄🤦🤦
deranger@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s obviously a vintage shitpost
argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
You obviously don’t understand.
don@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
ffs ur fukn weerd mom git ur own fukn handle u skrub
SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Thank you for your service.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 weeks ago
Children never lie about their age online.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean, I have a sibling that has a disability that impeads their physical growth. They are in their 20s but you’d think they were half that. They could totally post for this stock photo today and you wouldn’t know the difference.