Ponder not the Demoncore

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• General_Effort@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Never put in just the tip. Always go as deep as you can. It’s a rule that evolution has chiselled into every brain, and yet…

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The immense power of a screwdriver.

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Objection! Alchemists are the ancestors to chemists, not physicists. I would argue that something like “Aethermancer” would be a better fantasy version. Or if we want to be historical accurate then “Natural Philosphers” but that’s not as exotic sounding.

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• DrFistington@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Make sure you keep it at crotch level for maximum effect!

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  • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same thing I was thinking of. At this point might as well slap their schlongs on it.

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Armed with my screwdriver
  Life is never a bore
  I study and research
  Data galore
  Nothing can stop me
  Accolades and more
  Now let me prop open
  The Demon Core

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  • naeap@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Could have come straight out of Doctor Who

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• don@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  *physicists about to get massive radiation poisoning after a cowboy slips his tip.

  FTFY

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• EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  <[{(explaining the joke kills the joke)}]>

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  • threeonefour@piefed.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A comedian explaining the joke is like Dr. Louis Slotin explaining nuclear fission with a subcritical mass of plutonium, two beryllium reflectors, and a screw driver. It will eventually end their career (becuase Dr. Slotin died of acute radiation syndrome after the screw driver slipped, the beryllium reflectors touched, and the plutonium underwent nuclear fission, delivering a lethal dose of radiation in under a second).

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