**Mission Accomplished.**

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  eats 400 calories of vegetables

  dies from stomach rupture

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fortunate Son intensifies

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• shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The DougDoug diet.

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• ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A single gram of plutonium has enough calories to keep a human alive for about 28,000 years. If we could just properly digest it without death.

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • undergroundoverground@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fake Italian. Olive oil just makes them stronger.

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Tiger_Man_@szmer.info ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Celeste reference

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    • darksiderbun@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s not primagen is it lol

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• joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  With this type of oil, it’ll be the Greeks that invade.

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• gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thank you, US Military Industrial Complex and Armed Forces, for preventing my body from taking in large amounts of oil-based calories!

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• lena@gregtech.eu ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  FREEDOM 👊🇺🇲🔥

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