No matter how hard he tries, Elon Musk will never be as cool or as respected as Martha Stewart.

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• givesomefucks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fuck Martha Stewart too

  People don’t realize that “insider trading” isn’t fucking over a corporation, it’s fucking over everyone that’s invested and doesn’t get the tip off.

  People’s retirement/pension and all types of other shit are tied up in random companies like this.

  Absolutely no one should respect a billionaire who fucks over others to slightly see her numbers go up. She didn’t need that money from cheating, but she did it anyways and fucked over everyone else.

  She’s a psychopath.

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  • neo2478@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Exactly this! Both her and Elon iare garbage humans!

    And don’t get me started on Ophra. “Dr” Oz is where he is now because of her. She promoted so much pseudo science garbage in her show.

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Him and Towlie! Stupid million little threads book

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Absolutely no one should respect a billionaire who fucks over others to slightly see her numbers go up. She didn’t need that money from cheating, but she did it anyways and fucked over everyone else.

    To add some concrete numbers. Martha Stewart’s net worth is about $400,000,000 and the insider trading was to avoid losing $40,000 in stock value. In other words, she fucked people over to avoid losing 0.01% of her wealth.

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  • Cocodapuf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fuck Martha Stewart too

    Obviously, that’s the point.

    It’s like when someone says “oh Steve… that guy doesn’t have the intelligence of a toaster”

    Clearly Steve’s an idiot, but you don’t have to jump in and attack toasters, nobody’s claiming toasters are geniuses here.

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  • dan1101@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As far as I can see from the documentary she was getting on a plane to go on vacation and her broker called her and advised selling $40,000 worth of some stock and she said ok.

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    • givesomefucks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nope:

      Martha Stewart, the founder of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, also became embroiled in the scandal after it emerged that her broker, Peter Bacanovic, tipped her off that ImClone was about to drop. In response, Stewart sold about $230,000 in ImClone shares on December 27, 2001, a day before the announcement of the FDA decision

      en.m.wikipedia.org/…/ImClone_stock_trading_case

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  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Would rather make cupcakes with Martha Stewart that do anything with him.

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• ZephyrXero@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And she’s not cool. So a pretty low bar to not be able to pass

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• Ashiggan@eviltoast.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No matter how hard he tries he won’t be respected or cool.

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• Stern@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I prefer to embrace the thought that no matter how chronically online he is, his meme game will always be dogshit and his nerd cred largely nonexistent.

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• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There are dried turds on the side of the road that are more respected or cool than Musk. The bar is in hell.

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• LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I'm a DV outeach worker and I've found abusive narcissists are never happy. They don't have realistic expectations so are constantly disappointed and don't accept when they're wrong so they don't improve their own lives. Constant misery.

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  • Protoknuckles@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I love that for Elon.

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    • LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yep! I comfort myself with it.

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• oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  To paraphrase Al Franken, I like Martha Stewart more than others, and I hate Martha Stewart.

  Also, fuck Elon.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  She could probably kick the shit out of him too (in real life or Path of Exile 2).

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Elon will never be at peace because wherever he goes, there he is. What a miserable existence!

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• cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  elon went on the most popular show which about science and geekery and somehow came out looking like a dork (derogative)

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Never liked her either, so not really moving him up or down much.

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• artifex@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He could try hooking up with Snoop Dogg. That would probably change my opinion somewhat (not that I’d expect Snoop to be into Nazis)

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  • givesomefucks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    (not that I’d expect Snoop to be into Nazis)

    Got some bad news nephew…

    atlantablackstar.com/…/snoop-dogg-faces-more-sell…

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  • WhatThaFudge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Performing for the new nazis I guess you could just call him a sellout but his response was pretty weak

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sleeping while in the shower? Nice.

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