IDK why, but this idea helps me sleep at night.
I prefer to embrace the thought that no matter how chronically online he is, his meme game will always be dogshit and his nerd cred largely nonexistent.
No matter how hard he tries, Elon Musk will never be as cool or as respected as Martha Stewart.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Rooskie91@discuss.online to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Stern@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There are dried turds on the side of the road that are more respected or cool than Musk. The bar is in hell.
Ashiggan@eviltoast.org 3 weeks ago
No matter how hard he tries he won’t be respected or cool.
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I'm a DV outeach worker and I've found abusive narcissists are never happy. They don't have realistic expectations so are constantly disappointed and don't accept when they're wrong so they don't improve their own lives. Constant misery.
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I love that for Elon.
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Yep! I comfort myself with it.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
She could probably kick the shit out of him too (in real life or Path of Exile 2).
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Elon will never be at peace because wherever he goes, there he is. What a miserable existence!
oppy1984@lemdro.id 3 weeks ago
To paraphrase Al Franken, I like Martha Stewart more than others, and I hate Martha Stewart.
Also, fuck Elon.
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
elon went on the most popular show which about science and geekery and somehow came out looking like a dork (derogative)
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Never liked her either, so not really moving him up or down much.
artifex@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
He could try hooking up with Snoop Dogg. That would probably change my opinion somewhat (not that I’d expect Snoop to be into Nazis)
givesomefucks@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
(not that I’d expect Snoop to be into Nazis)
Got some bad news nephew…
WhatThaFudge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Performing for the new nazis I guess you could just call him a sellout but his response was pretty weak
ZephyrXero@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And she’s not cool. So a pretty low bar to not be able to pass
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sleeping while in the shower? Nice.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fuck Martha Stewart too
People don’t realize that “insider trading” isn’t fucking over a corporation, it’s fucking over everyone that’s invested and doesn’t get the tip off.
People’s retirement/pension and all types of other shit are tied up in random companies like this.
Absolutely no one should respect a billionaire who fucks over others to slightly see her numbers go up. She didn’t need that money from cheating, but she did it anyways and fucked over everyone else.
She’s a psychopath.
neo2478@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Exactly this! Both her and Elon iare garbage humans!
And don’t get me started on Ophra. “Dr” Oz is where he is now because of her. She promoted so much pseudo science garbage in her show.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Him and Towlie! Stupid million little threads book
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
To add some concrete numbers. Martha Stewart’s net worth is about $400,000,000 and the insider trading was to avoid losing $40,000 in stock value. In other words, she fucked people over to avoid losing 0.01% of her wealth.
dan1101@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
As far as I can see from the documentary she was getting on a plane to go on vacation and her broker called her and advised selling $40,000 worth of some stock and she said ok.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nope:
en.m.wikipedia.org/…/ImClone_stock_trading_case
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Obviously, that’s the point.
It’s like when someone says “oh Steve… that guy doesn’t have the intelligence of a toaster”
Clearly Steve’s an idiot, but you don’t have to jump in and attack toasters, nobody’s claiming toasters are geniuses here.
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Would rather make cupcakes with Martha Stewart that do anything with him.