Men buy cars when all they would really need is cry

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• Perspectivist@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ll make sure to try crying tomorrow in the hopes that my tools magically appear on the jobsite.

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• remon@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No, I’m just compensating for my tiny penis.

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  • burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    According to Ancient Greek philosophers a tiny penis was a sign of huge intelligence and self control. Hence, people with small cars try to compensate for their huge penis.

    Although one could also argue that it’s just easier to rape boys with a tiny penis. Okay I’m definitely very high.

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• Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Car /= huge truck

  Also, there are many trucks that aren’t huge.

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• GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What

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  • burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m really high right now and that’s what I thought about in the shower

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    • Gnugit@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Valid shower thought.

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• razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No, you don’t understand. This next huge truck is going to be the one to complete me. Just one more, and then I’ll stop.

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• TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wonder if crying will pull a boat for me.

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• Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But what if I need to haul something big? Crying ain’t gonna help me there

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  • mortalic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Did you know you can rent really big trucks, designed to haul really big things?

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    • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So, rent a truck every day? That makes sense.

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• spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Congratulations on figuring out all men, everywhere, oh sagacious one.

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah, this doesn’t track.

  I have issues in this category and I didn’t buy a vehicle. Infact I don’t even drive.

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• Codilingus@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Building and racing cars make dopamine go brrrrrr. And when it breaks down you’ll cry anyways. 🤷

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• unknown1234_5@kbin.earth ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i mean this is true in some cases, but out where I live if you dont own a truck or have somebody in you house that owns a truck its going to be a massive pain in the ass just maintaining your property. it may be hauling supplies from tractor supply or trying to remove a bunch of scrap metal out of a field or even just getting to the places you need to when the water table is so high that you could dig a well by stomping too hard, but you need to at least have access to one.

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