Submitted 8 months ago by burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
They think that huge truck is gonna make them feel accepted and thus loved and actually they’re just sad that their parents didn’t hug them enough and tell them it’s okay to feel pain or sadness
Congratulations on figuring out all men, everywhere, oh sagacious one.
I wonder if crying will pull a boat for me.
i mean this is true in some cases, but out where I live if you dont own a truck or have somebody in you house that owns a truck its going to be a massive pain in the ass just maintaining your property. it may be hauling supplies from tractor supply or trying to remove a bunch of scrap metal out of a field or even just getting to the places you need to when the water table is so high that you could dig a well by stomping too hard, but you need to at least have access to one.
Car /= huge truck
Also, there are many trucks that aren’t huge.
Yeah, this doesn’t track.
I have issues in this category and I didn’t buy a vehicle. Infact I don’t even drive.
But what if I need to haul something big? Crying ain’t gonna help me there
Did you know you can rent really big trucks, designed to haul really big things?
So, rent a truck every day? That makes sense.
No, I’m just compensating for my tiny penis.
According to Ancient Greek philosophers a tiny penis was a sign of huge intelligence and self control. Hence, people with small cars try to compensate for their huge penis.
Although one could also argue that it’s just easier to rape boys with a tiny penis. Okay I’m definitely very high.
What
I’m really high right now and that’s what I thought about in the shower
Valid shower thought.
Codilingus@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Building and racing cars make dopamine go brrrrrr. And when it breaks down you’ll cry anyways. 🤷