Don’t misgender her, okay?
He is trying his best, okay? 🥺
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Itisreallyboring@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why is it unacceptable?
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Its dead. If it were still alive the tail and legs would be curling instead of being limp like that. Ideally you should cook lobster as fresh as possible (alive) because they only stay good for 6-12 hours tops after death.
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Don’t cook them alive bro. Just a cleaver through the head and a second later in boiling water. It makes no difference in taste/texture but is (possibly) more humane.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s too dramatic
lemjukes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My only source for this is watching a bunch of videos by that one lobster fisherman in Maine. I think because it’s a viable(can get pregnant) female which are protected by law and can’t be kept to help populations stay healthy.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t feed the crustaceaniat.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Using the toddler ninja move of going limp
CubitOom@infosec.pub 1 month ago
You can do this to disorientate the lobster. And even put it into a trance like state if you stroke its head while upside down…assuming its still alive
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think it just wants a belly rub.
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
That would be a good band name.
Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
Rock (Bottom) Lobster!
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This has killed the lobster.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He’s just pining for the fjords
PostProcess@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He’s dead! Deceased! Bereft of life he rests in peace, if you weren’t holding him up to a camera, he’d be happily pushing up the daisies! This is an EX lobster!