He is trying his best, okay? 🥺

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This has killed the lobster.

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  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s just pining for the fjords

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    • PostProcess@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He’s dead! Deceased! Bereft of life he rests in peace, if you weren’t holding him up to a camera, he’d be happily pushing up the daisies! This is an EX lobster!

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• Itisreallyboring@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t misgender her, okay?

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• Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is it unacceptable?

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  • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Its dead. If it were still alive the tail and legs would be curling instead of being limp like that. Ideally you should cook lobster as fresh as possible (alive) because they only stay good for 6-12 hours tops after death.

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    • bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t cook them alive bro. Just a cleaver through the head and a second later in boiling water. It makes no difference in taste/texture but is (possibly) more humane.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s too dramatic

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  • lemjukes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My only source for this is watching a bunch of videos by that one lobster fisherman in Maine. I think because it’s a viable(can get pregnant) female which are protected by law and can’t be kept to help populations stay healthy.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t feed the crustaceaniat.

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Using the toddler ninja move of going limp

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can do this to disorientate the lobster. And even put it into a trance like state if you stroke its head while upside down…assuming its still alive

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• AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think it just wants a belly rub.

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• pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That would be a good band name.

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• Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Rock (Bottom) Lobster!

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