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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨arunshah@piefed.social⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Take this shit back to LinkedIn

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  • Solumbran@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That moment when you are so deep into capitalist shit you start making motivational quotes not about talent, morals or well-being, but about money.

    You really need to reach a deep and pathetic level of stupidity to actually believe something like that

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  • trinsec@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Multiplying money is easy when you already have money. Not an art.

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “taking risks” is also a lot easier when there are no consequences for you.

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      • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Dabbling in stocks, I realised you need plenty of capital to have higher risk tolerance.

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  • DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No, it’s luck despite the system.

    No, also luck despite the system.

    No, still luck despite the system.

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  • gilgameth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Believing these words is dumb, but making quotes about them is malevolent.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Extortion is an art?

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  • sxan@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Qutos”, a new State Trek Ferengi comic relief character who goes around sagely quoting capitalist aphorisms that make no sense to anyone but other Ferengi.

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  • 3aqn5k6ryk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Keep that shit to yourself.

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  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m glad Lemmy once again shows how anticapitalist it is.

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    • squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Tbh, this post only makes sense as anticapitalist satire. There’s no value in these statements when taking them at face value.

      So of course people see it as what it is and engage exactly like that.

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  • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Money! Money, money! Money money money, money, money money… Money money? Money money money money money!

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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    • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Money, money, money

      Must be funny

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      • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Plot twist: it really isn’t after a point!🙁

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I mean from a literary viewpoint this text is pretty well built, I’ve almost believed it for a moment.

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