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Lemmy is ... ahhrrr, c'mon ... WTF? ... the door! ... who the hell would ... ? ... where is this darn towel ... AHHH, FUUU ... hnnnrrghhh ...

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Submitted ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨DandomRude@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sounds like a rough shower.

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    • JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Everyone in the building happened to flush their toilets at the same time.

      Fun factoid: there's an urban legend about so many people flushing their toilets during halftime of the NFL Super Bowl, that it actually broke municipal water mains.

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      • Skua@kbin.earth ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It's a shame that it's not real, it would be a funny counterpart to the UK grid having to anticipate the half time break in major football games because everyone simultaneously puts the kettle on

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    • HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      yeah but good rough. especially that happy ending sound.

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    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I like it rough

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well hello there!

        slams face into wall

        skips away giggling

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  • FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🤔 reads more like /c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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  • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A hitchhiker who knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

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    • pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      OP is not a hoopy frood.

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    • sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t go anywhere without my lovely towel

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      • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They are incredibly versatile and also a clear sign you know what you’re doing.

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  • spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did you close the shower door on your dick again?

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    • grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

      I thlammed my penith in the thower door

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    • DandomRude@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Don’t worry, I would have added way more capital "U"s to “FUUU” if that were the case.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is why I take baths.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Where do you take them?

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