Mr. fatass and his fat ass

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• Saledovil@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If your cat is fat, it’s likely your fault.

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You never met a cat, eh?

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    • InputZero@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If a healthy pet is fat, it’s the owners fault. Their owners control their food, assuming that the pet doesn’t have a condition, the owner has control over their pets weight.

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• lonefighter@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Me all the time talking to my cat:

  “Girl you are fat as fuck… … … It’s ok. Me too.”

  We’re both working on it.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “girl you gotta lose some weight or one of these days when you pounce on my crotch from on top of the bookcase I’m gonna rupture”

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    • MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’ve got three little vicious bastards and one very large one. The 3am rip ass through the house and across my body is not the fun part of having these boys. Many times straight to the crotch.

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Often people seem uneasy when they walk past me in public. I’m tall, bald, bearded and all that. I wish they knew as soon as I get home I’m all like “Where’s that kitty bacon? Where is it? There it is! Jiggle jiggle jiggle! Yeah you like that, don’t you? Who’s my little fatass?”.

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• Glitterbomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pshh I assure my boy 10 times a day he’s not fat, he’s just fluffy

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  update: this is her as I am typing this

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Australian detected

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