Jumping spiders are so cool. You can probably readily find them if you know where to look, and some will jump on your finger if you just stick it out in front of them. They’re super curious and smart, and their vision system is mindblowing (Veritasium video about it, highly recommended!) - and so cute when they swivel around to look at you in the face!
High Fashion
Submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
anarchy79@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yeah it’s fucked, it’s like they know. They know that you are a person, they know you won’t harm them, and if you do want to harm them then A) they will GTFO quick, and B) FUCK YOU don’t harm spiders you fucking beta ass bitch
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Jumping spiders are some of the cutest animals.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
This is so true! I know a lot of arachnophobes who are fine with them. I think it’s because they don’t move like typical spiders
anarchy79@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They skit around like, they are curious and confident.
We hate wasps because they neurotic as fuck and can’t make up their god damned minds, like HEY I’m over here HEY I’m over there HEY I’m back you wanna fight huh huh huh?!? Then they fuck off just to come back ten seconds later like HEY you thought I was gone well SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER whacha doin whacha doin whacha doin eh eh eh?
Tramdan@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Why are there water droplets on that water droplet?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“I shall sing for you the song of my people.
…is that a rolled up newspaper?”
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
That last spider image is strong evidence that mimes are a natural phenomenon
jodanlime@midwest.social 8 months ago
That’s his fuck dance. He’s trying to get the ladies attention
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 8 months ago
Aren’t mimes doing the same?
malean@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Sad, that I can’t do the same thing
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
You could always make a gigantic super absorbent polymer bead and wear that to a similar affect
malean@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Buddy I can’t cook even an egg right, I don’t mess with polymerthings
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Not with that attitude
anarchy79@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Rocking that water like a fucking BAWS.