You don’t need to be gay to enjoy a prostate massage.
And NO lube!?!
Submitted 19 hours ago by rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 hours ago
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Eh just say you’ve been having digestive issues and don’t want to check if they are completely over yet.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
This isn’t the Wizard Popes first Sleepover Dildo Rodeo™
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
this is when you offer the services of your own dick by saying, “I know, it’s gross but I’d be willing to help my gals out with some dick!”
then everyone falls into the bed together and the camera pans down to their feet while the bed starts squeaking.
the scene cuts to black and fades into the next day where your corpse is laying lifelessly on the bed because you broke the first rule about sleepovers. you never bring dick to a sleepover.
burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 10 hours ago
Easy if you’re a top
magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
Do straight dudes think this happens? Or just the ones who still have to attend homeroom five days a week?
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
We don’t think it happens in real life, but like to pretend sometimes.
slothrop@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
The ones who believe in circle jerks.
magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
I refuse to believe circle jerks aren’t several times more common than slumber party dildo sharing.
rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
LOL, I want to know more about what is going down in homeroom.
Donjuanme@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Implication being only a high schooler would think these things.