Does it only work on thumbs, or can I suck something else and get the same benefits?
Too many complaint posts, do this instead.
Submitted 2 days ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
Trex202@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s why Marilyn Manson removed a rib
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I heard someone say that sucking your own dick feels less like getting your dick sucked, and more like sucking a dick…but you don’t figure it out until you’re sucking a dick.
gigachad@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I remember telling these rumors on the playground as it were yesterday
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If you want to suck a carrot I guess that’s fine
Rin@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I mean, if you don’t want to suck, you can blow on your thumb and lower your heart rate
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
We should do the same that 4chan did with the OK gesture and make it into a sign of right wing people, or whatever that was about.
RedditAdminsSuckIt@lemmy.world 2 days ago
VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 2 days ago
Thumb thumb up your bum wiggle it around until you cum
roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 days ago
More powerful tool to initiate a parasympathetic response while also toning your buccalis: closing your mouth and pinching your nose and exhaling while bearing down like you’re trying to take a shit (post)
(Don’t start doing this just because you read it in a shit posting community or you may pass out)
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I don’t know what you mean it seems to work gr
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
You’ll also develop an overbite 👍
kcweller@feddit.nl 2 days ago
And a hollow palate leading to irregular shaped sinuses and chronic infection in throat, nose and ears!
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Out of curiosity, even if you do it for less than an hour a day as an adult? I don’t think it’s a good idea, but I’d be surprised if occasionally doing it after your bones have finished growing would cause huge problems. I don’t know anything about dentistry or anything relevant though, so I could totally be wrong.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Sounds nice enough
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Pro-tip. Date girls with an overbite.