Too many complaint posts, do this instead.

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• meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You’ll also develop an overbite 👍

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  • kcweller@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And a hollow palate leading to irregular shaped sinuses and chronic infection in throat, nose and ears!

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Out of curiosity, even if you do it for less than an hour a day as an adult? I don’t think it’s a good idea, but I’d be surprised if occasionally doing it after your bones have finished growing would cause huge problems. I don’t know anything about dentistry or anything relevant though, so I could totally be wrong.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sounds nice enough

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pro-tip. Date girls with an overbite.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Does it only work on thumbs, or can I suck something else and get the same benefits?

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  • Trex202@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s why Marilyn Manson removed a rib

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I heard someone say that sucking your own dick feels less like getting your dick sucked, and more like sucking a dick…but you don’t figure it out until you’re sucking a dick.

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    • gigachad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I remember telling these rumors on the playground as it were yesterday

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you want to suck a carrot I guess that’s fine

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  • Rin@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean, if you don’t want to suck, you can blow on your thumb and lower your heart rate

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• ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We should do the same that 4chan did with the OK gesture and make it into a sign of right wing people, or whatever that was about.

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  • RedditAdminsSuckIt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Let’s make it this one!

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    • VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thumb thumb up your bum wiggle it around until you cum

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  More powerful tool to initiate a parasympathetic response while also toning your buccalis: closing your mouth and pinching your nose and exhaling while bearing down like you’re trying to take a shit (post)

  (Don’t start doing this just because you read it in a shit posting community or you may pass out)

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I don’t know what you mean it seems to work gr

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