When we’re home, we want people to think we’re away. Like solicitors or uninvited guests
When we’re away we want people to think we’re home. Like robbers or vandals
I’m always home and don’t care if solicitors know it. If they look in the window they walk past, they see me. I used to try to hide but now I just watch them.
I have a no soliciting sign I wrote myself and taped to the door that says simply “no soliciting, no exceptions,”. If they knock or leave their shit on my door I report them to the company they came from, as that’s illegal in my area. I frame it as their canvassers needing up-training and remind the company that if it continues they are breaking the law each and every time, and if it happens again I won’t contact them about it, I’ll report it elsewhere. I submit the thing anonymously through whatever contact us portal they have and a bullshit email address, so they can’t tie it to an address.
The only people who are legally allowed to knock are canvassers for political shit (and census people but that’s rare) so during election seasons I have a separate sign that says “I refuse to talk about politics with strangers. Go away and take your junk with you.”
I don’t get bothered much. But I do see people walk up to my door, then leave, at least once a week.
I’ve never had a problem with uninvited guests tho, as I’ve never ever had an open door policy for anyone. If I don’t expect you, you don’t come in. End of.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
I’m sorry, we are currently in a superposition of being simultaneously at home and elsewhere. If you’re here to sell something, the superposition will collapse into the state of not being at home. If you’re here to rob us, we definitely are at home and ready to call the cops.
mogranja@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Schrodinger’s shut-in!
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Nah fuck that.
youtu.be/H6M_mFUH35s?t=66
This is the way.