Physics says I can’t lift a train with my bare hands. Psh. Can’t tell ME what to do!
Become ungovernable!
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cool thing about getting rid of mass is you no longer have any inertia which means you need no force to make you start moving. And you can only constantly go the speed of light. And you don’t experience time. Overall a good way to be.
untorquer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Or assuming you also have no energy, are completely unbound by these prefects; floating in blissful oblivion.
mrbubblesort@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m a sovereign citizen of the galaxy and I’m not subject to the laws or authority of the universe. “Physics”, as you sheep call it, is an unlawful system set up by a fake Milky Way government to assign us all corporate crab shell identities and remove our right to travel freely in the Z-plane
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Become illegible?
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It was written in the absence of the laws of physics, cut it some slack
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Law of physics isn’t even stopping you. Physics would permit you to levitate under the right conditions. We wanted to find the Higgs Boson so badly because we thought it would help us levitate.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Be gay, do crime ig.
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
🎶Be gay, do drugs, and hail Satan🎶
MrGabr@ttrpg.network 3 weeks ago
The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss
lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
And always remember: DON’T PANIC!!
veroxii@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Do I need to bring a towel?