Draft her to the NFL right now

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Watch out, turbo granny gonna steal your weenie

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• majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Granny got into the Skooma again

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• jbk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  what the fuck lmao

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• _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That was a good face dodge tho. She even swiped at him with those nasty poop encrusted granny nails and my man was in the next fucking time zone

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• acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is this from a movie?

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  • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    no it’s from a nest camera

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    • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So a really low budget movie, then.

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• boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  … It’s because he’s black, isn’t it?

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You have alerted the witch

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  • synestia@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Startled 🫀

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  COD zombie ass meemaw

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• 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  !cataclysmdda@lemmy.world

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• Rudee@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The Visit 2: Hot pursuit

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• serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I cannot tell you just how fast I would shit myself if I saw that gran running irl.

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