Why didn’t they just Instant Transmission into Mordor?

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• hakase@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just started watching Dragon Ball Super for the first time, and Goku would 100% do this.

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  • massive_bereavement@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Goku would bring the ring to Mordor on foot, take the whole season, then straight away give it to Sauron. They will fight, Goku would lose, then Sauron would kill Krilin and Goku would defeat Sauron.

    The end.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you forgot two of the times krillin died on the way to mordor

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    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also brought Gohan for that spicy child-endangerment

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    • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You forgot about piccolo getting his left arm chopped off

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  • DarkSirrush@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To be fair, throughout the dragon ball franchise, they do try and stress that while Goku has morals, he is not a hero - his main goal is just to fight the strongest beings he can find, and win.

    If Cell and Frieza weren’t direct threats to his family, Goku would 100% have let them get stronger so he had more sparring partners.

    Hell, in one of the series (can’t remember if it was non-cannon GT or not) he straight up trains Uub, Buu’s non-evil reincarnation.

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Last episode of DBZ, and recurring in GT

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    • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think that’s the best part about dbz and dbz discussions. Oh, you think that because you assume goku is smart and a hero. He is really good at fighting. He’s the best at it, no one has fought more uphill battles than him. He knows his shit when it comes to fighting. Everything else? Don’t expect anything from that guy

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• Unboxious@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Honestly better without the second panel. No need to explain the joke.

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  • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I agree somewhat. Second panel showing Gandalf’s expression but no text.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also now we have to cancel Gandalf, I expected better from an angel tbh

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  • Two9A@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Could work with a quote from the script. Something like: “300 lives of men I have walked this earth, only now have I heard the stupidest thing ever.”

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Krillin died 4 separate times because of this plan!”

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• otakuviking@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This

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