but she had an actual big spoon, and she cupped it, and now here i am in a double-dutch oven
Jetpack
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toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Hikermick@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Is it wrong i like being the little spoon?
ickplant@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Nope, nothing wrong with that!
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Eat more beans plz
Machinist@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Middle spoon is best spoon. Most dyads will never know this joy.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 days ago
c/trashywholesome
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
Doesn’t exist :(
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Just as long as her farts stay farts.
inbeesee@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I’m the jetpack, not her
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I advocate separate duvets. My wife won’t agree.
The romantics never said anything about the farts on thighs and I did not consent to being in anyone else’s Dutch oven.
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 week ago
My husband and I have separate blankets. Allows for better temperature regulation (he runs way hotter than me), and we never fight over the blanket.
veroxii@aussie.zone 1 week ago
We were traveling in Austria last year and this is apparently the norm there. Every hotel had separate “single” duvets on each half of the bed.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I’m from there and didn’t know this wasn’t a global thing haha. Partner and I have two blankets but usually fall asleep under the same one. If someone gets too hot they just take the other blanket.
It’s crazy to me that a hotel would only provide one duvet, never seen that. What if you’re travelling with a friend and the line is just between sharing a bed and sharing a blanket?