Next pope suggestion

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• Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me? Why are you pointing at me?

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why not? The ways of Pope Zendaya are inscrutable 🤷

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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I fear we will never get a pope as cool as Francisco… you guys probably don’t get this, but we have never been this close to the end of The Game

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• GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Literally don’t know who that is or why suggesting her as pope is funny

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She was in the three Spiderman: Home movies, two Dune movies, the HBO show Euphoria and a bunch of crap.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s Zendaya, a woman of color who’s about as cool and modern as people who didn’t pay much attention thought Francis was.

    Mostly, though, it’d piss off American regressives so damn much 😁

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    • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’d also prevent Timothy Chalamet from getting the role. I see you OP.

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• raoul@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok, so first executive order papal bubble: From now on, Nutella on the wafers!

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  • oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As the rightful Pope I’m issuing a Papal Bull to excommunicate you for your typo.

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• carrion0409@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fine. I’ll do it myself.

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All hail Pope carrion0409

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    • carrion0409@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Since you know what’s up I’ll give you a warning that I got from the big man himself. Jesus is coming back and he’s fucking pissed lol.

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