OK now you know why there will never be a Second Comming

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• ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What about the communion wafer that suddenly started bleeding? Checkmate athe… oh wait

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  At this point it’s like a text message you’ve ignored for too long. It’s just going to be awkward when he shows up.

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• OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why is Jesus white

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  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Polyjuice

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  • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Because white Europeans wouldn’t follow an olive skinned, middle eastern Jew into a supermarket let alone into the gates of heaven…

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• HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Jesus is a rebel

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Now that is definite proof that jesus is sending you a special message. Please build a small altar in your apt or house and place this sacred potato chip on it. Whenever you are stressed you can ask for Jesus’ help. Just to mix things up some days you should consult the magic 8 ball

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• Karl@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is your third Jesus post today lol.

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It must have been incredibly rough for a white-skinned guy to make it in the Middle East 2000 years ago.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Probably saw him as a freak and made it easier to crucify him

    Imagine a country full of brown skinned middle eastern people and a white European guy appears, tells everyone he’s the son of God and that there is no option but to follow him or else everyone is going to burn in hell … they probably thought he was completely nuts

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do you realize that very few people understand your comment which is exactly correct. They think jesus if he existed looked like a white guy from Montana.

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sometimes you have to fiddle with that antenna a little bit to make sure the reception is as good as you want it to be.

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• fargeol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Relevant SMBC: www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=1061#comic

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• lath@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And trees. You forgot the trees.

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