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Haribo gummies are so hard you can use them instead of rubber bullets.

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • smiletolerantly@awful.systems ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Uhhhhhh

    No? If they are hard, they are dried out. Chewy, sure, that’s the fun; but they should be soft to the touch.

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    • hemmes@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes, but riot control would be so much fun for everyone!

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      • Pumafred9@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oooo piece of candy.

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think you need to get your Haribo from somewhere else, they’re generally a pretty pleasant level of gummy. The only time I can remember them being hard is when they’re super old

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  • Chee_Koala@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They might have a variant that’s supposed to be hard but basically all of local Haribo bears or cola gummies or frogs are super soft and chewy.

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    • Thorry84@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cola is a bit harder than the bears tho. The bears are like silk, very soft and bouncy and melt in your mouth.

      Why yes I do have a bag of bears in front of me right now. I know it says Share size, but this is my bag. Get your own bag if you want some.

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Twin snakes are the best in my opinion, but those are on the hard side.

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  • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They aren’t? Source: I’m a gummy bear, yes I’m a gummi bear

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    • mysticpickle@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bro…wai u do dis?

      I just got the song out of my head yesterday 😮‍💨

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  • GuyFawkes@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I actually like them tougher. I’ll buy a bag and leave it open for a week before I start eating them.

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    • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You are a bringer of chaos, destroyer of worlds

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      • GuyFawkes@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nicest thing I’ve been called all year! ❤️

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    • mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dude i left haribos open for a week and they were like rocks. What kind of teeth do you have?

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

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  • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Either you live in a freezer or you are eating old candy

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  • makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Soft. Green Tea variety are sublime

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    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What?!
      Never heard of those.

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      • makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Got them in an actual Gummy bear store in Germany. Never seen them anywhere else.

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  • starlinguk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re not hard at all.

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  • wosc@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Would be much cooler & colorful though. For science!

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  • badbrainstorm@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I agree. When I indulge, Black Forest brand is where it’s at

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    • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Those are good.

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  • Witchfire@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I recommend the sugar free ones by the pound

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I fuckin love them frozen

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