Spoon knows what spoon must do

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• Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This feels like Pliny the Elder logic

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• cazssiew@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Campbell’s first law of motion

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• Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This seems odd, but I’m no spoonologist, so who am I to argue?

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• distantsounds@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just here to stir the pot

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  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In emergency, spoon is also drumstick.

    Ba-DUM tssss!

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• vrojak@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When my gf spoons me it also makes something go up (my mood) so you must be onto something

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• clonedhuman@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness.

  Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose—to accomplish that objective.

  Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.

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  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Heresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!

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  • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wish someone would spoon me

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!

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• huppakee@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I always thought it was the water freaking out, but this clarifies things.

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• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To spoon, ice cream is just hard soup.

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  • hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Vanialla ice cream is just melted creme anglaise. Which is vanilla egg desert soup.

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    • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Egg in ice cream? What the fuck

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Isn’t it?

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    • Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hopefully it is dessert soup otherwise it might be a bit on the sandy side.

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