When my gf spoons me it also makes something go up (my mood) so you must be onto something
Spoon knows what spoon must do
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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vrojak@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
huppakee@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I always thought it was the water freaking out, but this clarifies things.
clonedhuman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness.
Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose—to accomplish that objective.
Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ah, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I wish someone would spoon me
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Heresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 week ago
This feels like Pliny the Elder logic
cazssiew@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Campbell’s first law of motion
distantsounds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just here to stir the pot
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
In emergency, spoon is also drumstick.
Ba-DUM tssss!
Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
This seems odd, but I’m no spoonologist, so who am I to argue?
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
To spoon, ice cream is just hard soup.
hansolo@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Vanialla ice cream is just melted creme anglaise. Which is vanilla egg desert soup.
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Egg in ice cream? What the fuck
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Isn’t it?
Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Hopefully it is dessert soup otherwise it might be a bit on the sandy side.