Jesus was deported. And local Tom doesn’t want to work for that salary.
Jesus was too late for this guy
Submitted 5 days ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Lembot_0001@lemm.ee 5 days ago
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Jesus take the wheel!
No seriously the car wont go unless ya do
yesman@lemmy.world 4 days ago
For those who don’t know, that type of tow truck is called a ‘snatch’ truck because the tow arm can get under a vehicle without the driver leaving the cab. Snatch trucks are not for breakdowns, they’re for repos.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 days ago
My brain is obviously defective because a quick glance at your comment had me thinking it was about something sexual
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Jesus said he’d return in the gospel’s lifetime. He’s very fucking late.
amon@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Reminder that Jesus never saw or used a car so no one else needs to
yesman@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Jesus drove a Honda, though he was shy about it. In John it says that “Jesus never spoke of his own accord.”
amon@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Unfortunately I can’t give you an award for this
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
A Jesus is never to late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 5 days ago
Amen, brother. The owner of the car didn’t hear the Lord when he said, “hold thee up, My sandals guy is still working on My kicks”.
5parky@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Jesus is always on the job site by 730 with his tools and a smile on his face.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 days ago
You’re right. Jesus was a wizard. Now I believe in christ a little bit more, which is still not a lot, but he might be on a quest with a hobbit. I believe that more than I believe that he was the son of a man in the clouds.