Like, he pops out of his little hole, and just…his heart stops.
Do we get 6 more weeks of winter or not? Maybe we get an apocalypse instead?
Nuclear Winter. It is known.
What would happen if Punxsutawney Phil comes out, and immediately dies?
Submitted 5 hours ago by Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
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jumperalex@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 3 hours ago
Bill Murray would become stuck in time, forced to relive the same day for what could be decades or centuries. Slowly he’d use this time to become a better person, a kinder person, a person capable of both loving and being loved. Ultimately, he’d find reprieve in the arms of his soulmate.
Phil, the goddamned weather hamster would still have six more weeks of being dead.
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
I bet that the particular universe where Phil dies just collapses on itself, killing everyone in the process. Thankfully so far there’s always been at least one universe with a Phil that doexn’t die
BlackRing@midwest.social 4 hours ago
It’s not often I prefer the typo over the correct spelling…
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
What if he dies via lightning strike?
don@lemm.ee 4 hours ago
They put in the replacement groundhog and try again, and give the late p-phil an honorable burial. This will happen as many times as necessary for as long as necessary.
CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
A fur/stump time paradox would occur.
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