Never before had I felt intensely jealous of a tapir

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• Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Reminds me of an old joke. nsfw

  A cowboy is showing a city girl around the ranch. He knows that they are breeding horses at the coral and takes her there.

  They watch as a stallion mounts a mare.

  The cowboy says “Man, look at them go! I wouldn’t mind doing something like that myself.”

  The lady says “Go ahead, mister. They’re your horses.”

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• LePoisson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Those Tapir teeth are so unsettling to see.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • LePoisson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I am going to be the party pooper and remind it is illegal to have tapirs as pets. I won’t trash the lady without knowing any context about this video though. Let’s pretend it is a rescue…

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• TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m jealous of the human.

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can’t even conceive of being jealous of the human cause the tapir’s so completely out of my league, when i look at its dreamy eyes, i get overwhelmed and have to go to the bathroom.

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• Lvdwsn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Link is broken for me

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    idk works for me.

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• The_v@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It will grow up to be a magnificent steed to ride into battle with.

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• chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• drhorseturd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You think she tried it, just once? For science of course?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I am also jealous of tapirs. I want a prehensile dick.

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