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Never before had I felt intensely jealous of a tapir

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Pudutr0n@feddit.cl⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://i.imgur.com/GxRVB1S.mp4

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  • LePoisson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Those Tapir teeth are so unsettling to see.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • LePoisson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reminds me of an old joke. nsfw

    A cowboy is showing a city girl around the ranch. He knows that they are breeding horses at the coral and takes her there.

    They watch as a stallion mounts a mare.

    The cowboy says “Man, look at them go! I wouldn’t mind doing something like that myself.”

    The lady says “Go ahead, mister. They’re your horses.”

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  • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m jealous of the human.

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    • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can’t even conceive of being jealous of the human cause the tapir’s so completely out of my league, when i look at its dreamy eyes, i get overwhelmed and have to go to the bathroom.

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    preview.redd.it/dzb7p6ia01o91.jpg?width=640&crop=…

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am going to be the party pooper and remind it is illegal to have tapirs as pets. I won’t trash the lady without knowing any context about this video though. Let’s pretend it is a rescue…

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  • The_v@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It will grow up to be a magnificent steed to ride into battle with.

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    missedinsunday.com/memes/scripture/horse/

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  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Lvdwsn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Link is broken for me

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    • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      idk works for me.

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  • drhorseturd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You think she tried it, just once? For science of course?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am also jealous of tapirs. I want a prehensile dick.

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