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• INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Shh just go back into the coma

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  • MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And take me with you!

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• TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You didn’t wake up, this is hell.

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh no! And all there is to watch is shitty b movies staring donald trump?

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We also have taken the concept of reality television, and changed the concept. Now we just watch reality on our television. We like to watch moments go viral, and then…we watch that person crash and burn and ruin their entire lives. Then we have a sensible chuckle, and change the channel.

      A year ago P Diddy got arrested for doing some really rapey things at parties over the past 20 years. Then they found 10,000 bottles of lube in his batcave. Ok, it was his basement, but I always imagine the batcave, with walls that turn around to reveal a limitless supply of lube. C’mon, you know that vision of it is better than just a door, a flight of stairs, and lube on some shelfs. So now he’s in jail, and we all had a sensible chuckle because he deserves the jail time. Then we change the channel.

      Recently, you just missed this one girl, who the internet dubbed the Huck Twah girl. She got famous for making a reference to sucking dick. Then she got taken advantage of, and now she’s in jail. Sensible chuckle, because she didn’t deserve what happened, but now we’re onto the next person to destroy their lives!

      Who’s next?

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Don’t disparage Home Alone.

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is actually the Biff time line from back to the future.

  Welcome. Don’t bother taking your shoes off.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The cubs even won the world series. Which is how you KNOW we’re in the bad timeline!

    Fuck Chicago!

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• Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You still in that coma and your fantasies are getting darker.

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• breadsmasher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  the matrix guy?

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well not the matrix guy but like the guy from grandmas boy who dresses like the matrix guy.

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    • EveningPancakes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m thinking of getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation but it’ll be worth it.

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    • MagnyusG@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      LIB ER TY

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• xmunk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Go back to sleep and wait until someone says “Wake the fuck up Samurai” - that’ll be a markedly better world to wake up in.

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What’s dark about the “your fired” guy and virgins in cosplay?

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