The science speaks for itself

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Charming. However, I’ll still eat you if you die.

  -The cat probably

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just because they’ll eat you if you die doesn’t mean they don’t love you. It just means that cats do not believe the body and the soul are the same thing. Once the vessel is empty, it can be consumed to further strengthen those remaining. It is a thing of honor to nourish those you leave behind. The cats know this.

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  • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They don’t understand, but even if they did, they wouldn’t care.

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• BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My old cat years ago lifted up his little paw… To grab my lip with his claw and split it open trying to pull my mouth shut.

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• technojamin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This study has been peer reviewed (by me)

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• Spendrill@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  But only if you really mean it.

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    …would anybody like a peanut?

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    • 69420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No more rhyming, I mean it!

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You say that, but I just tried this with my 21 year old cat, Murphy, and he straight up scratched my face and now it won’t stop bleeding. I have a job interview in 2 days and will probably look like I’ve been slashed.

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Assuming it’s not a bit, good luck at your interview. I believe in you!

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Cheers. I’ll smash it, I’m sure, but I’ll definitely have to mention the 2 inch slice on my face. It’ll be an ice-breaker, I’m sure.

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This works well with dogs, too. My little Monster (Monty is his Christian name, but he responds to Monty, Monster, Grumbles, and Little Boy) loves being sung to. He smashed his floppy, floppy ear against your face so you have to sing directly into it, and he howls when you get to a certain part of the song

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• CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Id like to anecdotally collaborate (also in my home)

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The few times I’ve tried singing to my cat, he walked away.

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• moe93@lemmy.ml ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Amen to that 🙏🏼

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