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Wtf did I just read? I read OP’s comments on this post and it just reeks of “wannabe tough guy”.
Who are you trying to impress?
I can promise you that this won’t make your father respect you.
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Submitted 4 days ago by over_clox@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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funkajunk@lemm.ee 4 days ago
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 days ago
My father died 10 years ago.
My self defense devices kept me from getting raped today, but thank you for being an asshole.
Rin@lemm.ee 4 days ago
this is not coming from a bad place but you should consider talking about this with your therapist
demeaning_casually@infosec.pub 4 days ago
Get help, you fragile, easily-triggered white man.
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Oh, that’s fucking funny. The dude that stroked his dick at me is a well known pervert.
He’s lucky I don’t actually use the tools I carry.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Pfft
Majorllama@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Leatherman tools are great for camping or the odd specific job around the house.
They are not good self defense tools.
By the time you’ve pulled it out of its little holster thing and opened the blade you’ll already be shot or stabbed by someone who didn’t bring a rubucs cube to a readily available tool fight.
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Dude had his dick out. Guess who won this battle today?
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 4 days ago
You should have whipped your cock out to establish dominance.
You basically admitted to feeling threatened by his hog.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
That knife would get you killed.
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Funny, that knife and watchband kept me from getting raped today you dumb fuck!
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
No it didn’t.
The dude probably put his cock away due to you not saying yes.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 days ago
What truck stop did you buy these at?
over_clox@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Custom made, cost me like $70.
I have plenty of spare material though!
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 days ago
I’m not familiar with leather. What do you look for that makes it top quality?
muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 4 days ago
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I guess I should add more context.
Dude was already in the public restroom, with his wang hanging out. I just went in there to rinse our dog food bowl out.
I can’t help that I was carrying an open knife, that needed rinsing too.
So, what would anyone else do, walking into a public restroom holding an open knife with a perv tugging his duderope?
Words alone can do a lot in a pinch, I ain’t in any hurry to harm anyone.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
You’re the type to get stabbed with your own knife
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 days ago
You’re funny. This is the third version of my watchband. I literally sleep with this thing on, never stabbed myself once.
zeppo@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Say “wtf dude” or nothing. You could snap a pic and call the cops. I doubt your knife saved you from SA like you’re saying.
over_clox@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The photo wasn’t taken in the restroom, I didn’t have my phone with me while I went to piss and wash the dog bowl out.
Photo of what I had was taken later, after I was so rudely encountered with a pervert dick.
Do you people really assume everyone carries a phone up their ass to public restrooms?
Agrivar@lemmy.world 4 days ago
OP seems lost… do we have a Lemmy equivalent to r/lostredditors?
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
No he’s just a fragile child who feels threatened by a cock and somehow uses that as justification for mutilation and or murder. Best to block and move along
Agrivar@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Normally I’d agree, but this guy is too damn entertaining. He’s like a living caricature.
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 days ago
No, I’m 42 years old and went into a public restroom to rinse a dog bowl out, with a ~60 year old pervert moaning, stroking his dick, and hoping I’d suck him off.
I’m no goddamn child and I ain’t about to do shit like that!
So what if I defended myself, better than most of you downvoters that think I wasn’t in the right to defend myself.
Spuddlesv2@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Or maybe /r/iamverybadass
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I’m not lost at all.
The best weapons are the ones you never have to use.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Those aren’t weapons kiddo.