Not Americans right now

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• saigot@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  MFW America is trying to financially crush us into submission, but we have all the eggs:

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    For now. How long do you think that is going to last?

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    • Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Are you suggesting Trump is coming to take our chickens?

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• spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I bought six thousand dozen eggs back when they were cheap in 2006 and froze them. Y’all are suckers for paying $10 for a carton. Should have bought them back when a carton was 84¢. Fools, the lot of you.

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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You should have bought stock in Cal-Maine foods :)

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• TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ha, jokes on you, this American doesn’t have enough to buy eggs at regular price!

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s the joke.

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No. The joke is we can’t afford them now that they cost more.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ha, yes, eggs!

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wait, I had eggs for breakfast and lunch today. How is this possible?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Magic tariff money?

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  • Rhoeri@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think we’re all supposed to not be able to afford eggs for some reason.

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• Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  youtu.be/IZfZrbYaDag

  I think this is something to enjoy in this context.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I love Big Joel, though I do think Little Joel has higher quality social commentary!

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    • Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Idk… I just love the eggs and the candy bar. Seriously art in my opinion.

      Eggs, is deeply strange.

      And the candy bar, is just the best analysis of a series of tweets. It highlights beautifully the deeply strange and contradictory behavior discussed in those tweets.

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Livin egciting times

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• shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ahh I want eggs now.

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Looks like pancakes with maple syrup are off the menu, boys!

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  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Make your pancakes with ground flaxseed and warm water to substitute the eggs! I ran out of eggs one day and my family couldn’t even tell I changed anything.

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The number of times I’ve run out of eggs, but not out of ground flax seed, had been rather low.

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