I don't know how it stays on.

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• finley@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Suction cup on the bottom. Are you telling me your dildo doesn’t have one? Then how are you supposed to stick it to the floor or wall and ride it?

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    looks around for the dildo I apparently have.

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Did you find it? What does it look like?

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  • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Duct tape, of course!

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• qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Suction cup!

  With enough motivation, you can pull the windshield off a car with one of those.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I ended up pulling a tile off the wall in my bathroom trying to unstick one of my Bad Dragon toys. Those things have hella good suction cups.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh my.

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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• Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I may or may not have been involved in an incident where a certain deserving individual ended up with a big black dildo suctioned and glued to the hood of their vehicle like an old hood ornament… they ended up cutting off the bulk of it, and I never heard how or if they removed the remainder.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That would have been something to see.

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t worry. Just enjoy the ride.

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• obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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• UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It had to be Ontario…

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Of course.

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• DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Epoxy?

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• FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A riDICulous amount of suction.

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• smokebuddy@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  D are professional grade

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