Sea Creature Party

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Feel like a good sponge costume would allow you to pee right where you are.

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  • MrShankles@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I got the “Robert Sponge Rectangle Slacks” version from Spirit Halloween… but it doesn’t hold water when pissing myself :(

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Should probably come with a warning about that. Pretty disappointing.

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I guess it depends on what kind of sponge, but I think in all likelihood since most sponges have no symmetry that this comes down to the same politics as an agender person choosing a bathroom.

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• beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pretty sure from my B- in zoo that sponges eat from what amounts to our waste hole.

  So you are supposed to piss in the punchbowl and drink from the toilette.

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  • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They are a single orifice kind of animal. Take a gulp of sea water, sift oit the goodies, and expel the rest

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah. ok. See what kind of biological insight a B- gets you?

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Toilette du fromage.

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• Deconceptualist@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What if you take off the costume? Humans aren’t entirely bilaterally symmetrical (at least not on the inside) and obviously not radially symmetrical so the paradox continues.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is any animal perfectly bilaterally symmetrical?

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    • Deconceptualist@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      [Obligatory] Your mom.

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    • ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Planaria?

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  • jack@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Humans are definitely bilaterally symmetrical. Symmetry doesn’t have to be a perfect mirror image in biology.

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• synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What about phylum neutral bathrooms?

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• azi@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Echinoderms:

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• harl3k1n@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  TIL sponges don’t do punctuation.

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