Submitted 1 year ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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The kid asked me to, he likes spicy food.
I once did something like that to myself. Not satisfied with the tame spiciness of jalapenos on pizza, I decided to put a bhut jolokia (aka ghost pepper) on one. That was a profoundly dumb idea.
I was blinded by the need for spice and suffered twice.
I too did something similar years ago but with a hot sauce intended as a cooking additive (mad dog 357). Slightly inebriated me decided that I should drench that pizza in it.
That was a mistake.
First was the stupid amount of heat I’d just crammed into my mouth. The heat kept building endlessly until I hit a sorta euphoria and then immediately I bet stomach cramps like nothing I’d ever experienced
2/10, probably wouldn’t repeat
…and now I’m hungry.
“Let him cook”
🎶"The devil is a wiener! The devil is a wiener!"🎶
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
What if the blind kid is a chilihead spice king who loves reapers?