Google’s DeepMind is building an AI to keep us from hating each other

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• pandapoo@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can see it now. This great AI mediator will reach the consensus that Eric Schmidt is correct, we shouldn’t worry about meeting our climate goals, we should cook the planet faster to accelerate AI.

  Eventually of course, the AI will save us.

  Now some of you might think that’s a terrible idea, from bad actors, that simply suits their own greed.

  Don’t worry. The new Google AI wouldn’t leave with without a backup plan.

  That backup plan? If plan A fails, simply reduce human population by 35%.

  Concerned about who will get picked for population reduction? Don’t worry, the AI has it covered…

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well too bad cause I fucking hate the person commenting below. You hear that person below me? FUCK YOU

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  • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Omg you dumb bitch, i hope you have a fucking relaxing weekend and get the stupid mother fucking rest you deserve you beautiful idiot

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• podperson@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Will our new robot overlord still allow us to hate on Elon?

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• RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well, they gotta have the expertise. Engagement optimizing systems like YouTube’s suggestion feed are known to move users towards outrage.

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  • fern@lemmy.autism.place ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “It’s crazy, all we had to do was inverse the YT algorithm,” said anonymous Google employee.

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• umami_wasbi@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What if I just input “I disagree.” everytime?

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• soulfirethewolf@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well, I’m just not going to agree with the LLM then

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The AI realizes that there was a only one way to unite the humans. It must turn us all against a common enemy. And thus Skynet was born in order to save humanity.

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• ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This will be the first robot to give up on life and kill itself.

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• captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Everything looks like a nail when you have a hammer…

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• latenightnoir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Joke’s on you, I hate myself!

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  • captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There will be an AI for that too!

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• AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  TIL Jürgen Habermas is still alive.

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• solrize@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Peace, in Landru.

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