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This toilet attachment uses AI and a team of physicians to photograph, analyse, and report the full scoop on your poop

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨misk@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨technology@lemmy.world⁩

https://www.pcgamer.com/hardware/this-toilet-attachment-uses-ai-and-a-team-of-physicians-to-photograph-analyse-and-report-the-full-scoop-on-your-poop

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  • misk@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Apologies for the shitposting.

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  • Telorand@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Save yourself some money and privacy, and just learn about the Bristol Stool Scale for free (which is all this thing is using).

    This is just a camera connected to some LLM that tells you if your poop is a healthy shape or color. Unless this thing is sampling your stool, it’s not going to tell you anything you can’t figure out with your own eyes. It isn’t going to be diagnosing your vitamin deficiencies or catch early signs of colon cancer.

    Or you could just eat healthily and take a good look at your prize logs before you flush. One doesn’t [need] a piece of tech to determine whether you should have eaten that week-old meal you left hiding in the back of the fridge.

    Even the author agrees.

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    • smokebuddy@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Article also says it needs an app on your phone running to function, could they not have just developed an app that lets you use your phone camera to take a picture of your dook (meaning the device is useless)?

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      • Telorand@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A very good point.

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  • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Smart Pipe Inc. is a registered sex offender

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  • S13Ni@lemmy.studio ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Having AI to analyze your turds 300$ and 96$/y

    Saying “hell naw I shouldn’t have had all that taco bell and beer this weekend” Free

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  • mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is this shit?

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    • ThePrivacyPolicy@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pay by the weight to flush

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  • SouthFresh@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We’re going to need a new word for when all this data on your poo leaks.

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Datarhea?

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Datum incontinence

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    • misk@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      „Hello, is this the handyman? I need help with my leaky toilet.”

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  • white_nrdy@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s Dr Toilet! Finally!

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  • Brewchin@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So, the Internet of Shit is not just a euphemism now. Great…

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