We’re going to need a new word for when all this data on your poo leaks.
This toilet attachment uses AI and a team of physicians to photograph, analyse, and report the full scoop on your poop
Submitted 1 year ago by misk@sopuli.xyz to technology@lemmy.world
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SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Datarhea?
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Datum incontinence
misk@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
„Hello, is this the handyman? I need help with my leaky toilet.”
S13Ni@lemmy.studio 1 year ago
Having AI to analyze your turds 300$ and 96$/y
Saying “hell naw I shouldn’t have had all that taco bell and beer this weekend” Free
Brewchin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So, the Internet of Shit is not just a euphemism now. Great…
white_nrdy@programming.dev 1 year ago
misk@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Apologies for the shitposting.
Telorand@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Save yourself some money and privacy, and just learn about the Bristol Stool Scale for free (which is all this thing is using).
This is just a camera connected to some LLM that tells you if your poop is a healthy shape or color. Unless this thing is sampling your stool, it’s not going to tell you anything you can’t figure out with your own eyes. It isn’t going to be diagnosing your vitamin deficiencies or catch early signs of colon cancer.
Or you could just eat healthily and take a good look at your prize logs before you flush. One doesn’t [need] a piece of tech to determine whether you should have eaten that week-old meal you left hiding in the back of the fridge.
Even the author agrees.
smokebuddy@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Article also says it needs an app on your phone running to function, could they not have just developed an app that lets you use your phone camera to take a picture of your dook (meaning the device is useless)?
Telorand@reddthat.com 1 year ago
A very good point.
mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
What is this shit?
ThePrivacyPolicy@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Pay by the weight to flush