Kids a genius

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• Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Kids be training to fight immortal snail early. Good on them.

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  • fushuan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This not the joke, the joke is that the snail put a 60 minute timer and is still in a hurry to escape because of how slow it is.

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    • Red_October@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      How are you gonna murder one joke by explaining it, while trying to murder a second joke?

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    • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Lol i thought the joke is the kid sadistically put a 60min bomb and the snail is hurrying away. Whichever it is, kids is dang funny sometime

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• cardboardchris@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My only issue with this is that it’s been posted in the Lemmy Shitpost community, and it’s not shit at all.

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s hilarious. And that 5th grader is better at drawing (and has better handwriting) than me. Lmao

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    that’s because it probably wasn’t drawn by a fifth grader and this is another made up “my son did X in fifth grade” story

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    • Thebular@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I get where you’re coming from and I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re right, but I used to work with kids in after-school programs doing homework help and a handful of those kids were really surprisingly talented. I saw some really cool art from some of them, so I could see this being real.

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• justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Mama, when does Papa comes back?”, “sorry, that loser left is weeks ago”, “ey… I can still hear you!”

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• Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s really, really great!

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• dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Reminds me, what does a snail say while sitting on top of a turtle?

  Wheeeee!

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• AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Your kid is currently terrorising snails.

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• selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It is clever and funny. There’s cartoonist talent in it. I particularly appreciate the innocent humor portrayed. Thanks for the smirk.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The bomb doesn’t explode but releases the salt

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• RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Decoy snail

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• synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Funny, but why does this snail has eyes on its body and not at the tip of its tentacles?

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  • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Because it was drawn by a 5 years old?

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    • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You would have told me it is more funny to draw it this way, I would have accepted the answer. But a 10yo child should know what a snail looks like. If not, then that’s just sad.

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  • selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You can interpret their tentacles shrank after watching the counter going down as a first getting away reactionbor a panic reaction.

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• jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Any adult would be proud to have made this.

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Mood

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• lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What’s the bomb for? Is he paying rent for the shell?

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  • LilDumpy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He’s Explosive Ordinance Disposal, but his time ran out to diffuse the bomb.

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    • snaprails@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They have laws that explode now?

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