What happened next SHOCKED them
Doritos
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Jimbo@yiffit.net 2 months ago
FinalRemix@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Local Fisher SLAMMED by what happens next.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“Let’s see what happens when we give these mice food coloring.”
Twenty minutes later…
“Mother of God…”
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Medical applications? Hell yeah, this stuff is going to put ct scanners out of business! Tumors won’t have anywhere to hide when I’m crystal fucking clear. TSA probably going to start requiring this too.
blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 months ago
But they’ll still make you take your shoes off…
Thann@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
An extract of the doritos plant
Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Only able to be extracted from female Dorito plants, tho. You know, the really dusted ones.
Randomgal@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Actually it’s called the Doro plant, Doritos are it’s fruits.
chillbo_baggins@hexbear.net 2 months ago
Gran used to make us fresh-sqeezed D juice every summer smh
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Erectile dysfunction and invisibility? Is there anything artificial colors can’t do?
Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yellow 5? Ah, so this is the real reason for the Mountain Dew verification can…
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ugh, fine. I’ll drink another one.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fox “News”
Shhalahr@beehaw.org 2 months ago
It turned the mice electric?
h3mlocke@lemm.ee 2 months ago
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ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tripping through time, love it